Dotty Cotton
Zero Fucks | Wit Happens
Zero Fucks | Wit Happens
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Zero Fucks. It's not a mood. It's a reading.
The needle is all the way left. The dial is clear. The toggle is set. This isn't a temporary state - this is a calibrated, measured, scientifically verified zero.
Available in five colourways, because we gave this considerable thought. Each colourway comes with it's own meter design.
Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun. Medium unisex fit with side seams, wider collar rib and set-in sleeves.
Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.
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Key Features
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1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on. Once over your head, it'll magically go back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
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Self fabric shoulder and neck tape
A lovely tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the t-shirt. No sagging here.
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Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable. Nobody likes a loose thread, right?
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100% organic combed ring spun cotton
This cotton is grown without the use of pesticides, herbicides or chemical fertilizers, and is simply awesome.
Size Guide
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions in centimetres.
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Care instructions
- Wash inside out at 30°C. Treat it well and it'll last longer than most things.
- Tumble dry & iron on a low heat.
- Dry cleaning will cause all sorts of carnage; don't do that.