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Dotty Cotton

Things

Things

£27.99 GBP
£27.99 GBP
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A life in song titles. Sorted by category. Brutally efficient.

Shot The Sheriff. Kissed A Girl. Saw The Sign. Didn't shoot the deputy. Didn't go to rehab. Want to be adored. Want to talk tonight. Want to hold your hand. Will survive. Will do anything for love. Won't do that.

Five categories. Loads of songs. One t-shirt. Everything you need to know about a person, expressed entirely in song titles that have been doing the rounds since the 1970s. The last line — Things I Won't Do: That — is the punchline. You'll know it when you see it. If you don't, we can't help you.

Part of Dotty Cotton's 'The Playlist' collection — the design that rewards the people who really pay attention. Wear it anywhere you want to start a conversation. Wear it anywhere you want to quietly assess whether the people around you have adequate taste in music. Both are valid uses.

Available in several colours. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome.

Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss.

We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to. Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.

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Key Features

  • 1x1 Ribbed collar

    Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on. Once over your head, it'll magically go back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.

  • Self fabric shoulder and neck tape

    A lovely tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the t-shirt. No sagging here.

  • Double needle sleeve and bottom hem

    The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable. Nobody likes a loose thread, right?

  • 100% organic combed ring spun cotton

    This cotton is grown without the use of pesticides, herbicides or chemical fertilizers, and is simply awesome.

Size Guide

All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions in centimetres.

  • Care instructions

    • Wash inside out at 30°C. Treat it well and it'll last longer than most things.
    • Tumble dry & iron on a low heat.
    • Dry cleaning will cause all sorts of carnage; don't do that.