Not All Padel Players Are Twats

The fastest growing sport in the UK deserves a measured response. This is it.

Padel arrived. It brought its own courts, its own vocabulary, and a certain demographic energy that has proved — how to put this — divisive. This tee is for the padel players who know exactly what people say about padel players, have heard it all before, and have chosen to address it directly. On organic cotton.

Part of Dotty Cotton's 'The Enthusiasts' collection — eight designs for passionate hobbyists with enough self-awareness to laugh at themselves first.

Wear it to the padel court. Wear it to the pub after the padel court. Wear it as evidence that at least some padel players can take a joke — which is, honestly, all anyone was asking.

Available in four colours: VINTAGE WHITE, COTTON PINK, HEATHER GREY and WHITE. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome.

Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss.

We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to. Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.