Not All Golfers Are Fuckwits

Another bold claim. We stand by it.

Golf has an image problem. It has had this image problem for some time. This tee does not solve that problem — but it acknowledges it with considerable affection and a certain amount of statistical optimism. For every golfer who takes four hours to play nine holes and considers it a personality, there is one who is perfectly reasonable. Probably.

Part of Dotty Cotton's 'The Enthusiasts' collection — celebrating the hobbies that define us, even when they occasionally embarrass us.

Wear it to the clubhouse. Wear it to the driving range. Give it as a gift to the golfer in your life who is, genuinely, not a fuckwit — and will appreciate the distinction being made publicly.

Available in four colours: WHITE, HEATHER GREY, VINTAGE WHITE and COTTON PINK. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome.

Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss.

We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to. Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.