Not All Gardeners Love It On All Fours

The positioning required for serious weeding. Obviously.

There is no more committed posture in British life than the gardener on all fours, hands in soil, completely absorbed in something most people would consider optional suffering. This tee celebrates that dedication — and the specific, very particular pleasure of a well-tended border.

Part of Dotty Cotton's 'The Enthusiasts' collection — for people whose hobby is also their identity, their therapy, and their most reliable source of satisfaction.

Wear it in the garden. Wear it to the garden centre — the one place on earth where spending £200 on plants feels completely reasonable. Give it as a gift to the gardener who has everything except a t-shirt that truly understands them.

Available in four colours: WHITE, COTTON PINK, HEATHER GREY and VINTAGE WHITE, The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome.

Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss.

We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to.

Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.