Not All Cyclists Are Arseholes

A defence of the cyclist. Measured, reasonable, and long overdue.

Cycling has a complicated relationship with the rest of the road. This is known. This tee does not resolve that relationship — but it insists, quietly and firmly, that the situation is more nuanced than it appears. Some cyclists are perfectly lovely. This tee is for them. And for everyone who knows one.

Part of Dotty Cotton's 'The Enthusiasts' collection — eight designs for hobbyists who wear their passion on their sleeve. Literally.

Wear it on the bike — though please also wear a helmet and be visible. Wear it to the café that every cycling route inexplicably ends at. Give it as a gift for the cyclist in your life who is, genuinely, one of the good ones.

Available in four colours: COTTON PINK, WHITE, VINTAGE WHITE and HEATHER GREY. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome.

Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss.

We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to.

Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.