Not All Cricketers Are Tossers

Technically true. Also a very good description of the bowling action.

Cricket is the most gloriously unhurried sport in human history. Five days to reach a conclusion. Tea breaks as a constitutional right. A vocabulary entirely its own. And a bowling action that, by remarkable coincidence, is precisely what "tosser" describes in its most literal sense. The superscript ᵒ is doing a lot of work here.

Part of Dotty Cotton's 'The Enthusiasts' collection — for people who love their sport enough to wear it and self-aware enough to find it funny.

Wear it to a village match. Wear it to a Test at Lord's. Give it as a gift to the cricketer in your life who will immediately appreciate the double meaning and will absolutely deny being a tosser.

Available in four colours: COTTON PINK, HEATHER GREY, VINTAGE WHITE and WHITE. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome.

Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss.

We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to.

Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.