Dotty Cotton
A Couple of Juicy Melons
A Couple of Juicy Melons
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Cantaloupes. Fresh from the vine. Extraordinarily juicy. What a summer.
Two perfectly formed melons, illustrated with the care and attention they deserve. Cucumis melo, for the botanists among you. A fruit of remarkable versatility - in salads, in smoothies, and apparently on t-shirts.
Part of Dotty Cotton's 'Nudge Nudge' collection - five designs united by the fine art of the double meaning, delivered with a completely straight face.
For the gardener who grows them. For the person who loves them. For anyone who enjoys watching someone read a t-shirt and take a slightly longer pause than expected.
Available in two colours: illustration on WHITE and FRENCH NAVY. The little blue dot on the left chest is ours. You're welcome.
Free UK delivery on every order. No minimum. No fuss.
We only use the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 — 185gsm GOTS-certified organic cotton, combed and ring-spun for a surface that's smooth enough to do the design justice. Medium unisex fit with side seams, a wider collar rib, and set-in sleeves that stay where they're supposed to.
Printed using Kornit Atlas Max DTG technology for colours that stay vivid wash after wash.
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Key Features
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1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on. Once over your head, it'll magically go back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
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Self fabric shoulder and neck tape
A lovely tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the t-shirt. No sagging here.
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Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
The garment is sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable. Nobody likes a loose thread, right?
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100% organic combed ring spun cotton
This cotton is grown without the use of pesticides, herbicides or chemical fertilizers, and is simply awesome.
Size Guide
All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions in centimetres.
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Care instructions
- Wash inside out at 30°C. Treat it well and it'll last longer than most things.
- Tumble dry & iron on a low heat.
- Dry cleaning will cause all sorts of carnage; don't do that.